A Christmas Fable
The old gray horse sidled up to the pasture fence with little
dancing steps.
The place seemed familiar, yet somehow strange. The grass was
greener than
any grass he'd ever seen, and when he looked closely at the white
paddock
gate it had a kind of pearly sheen. And there was another funny
thing. A big,
black cloud hovered just inside the gate. The cloud wasn't up
in the sky where
it properly belonged. It was like a great puff of black smoke
rising from the grass.
Suddenly the cloud dissolved and revealed a horse. He was a
small chestnut with
a blunt head and one white stocking and brownish hairs in his
tail and mane. The
gray horse thought he had a kind of old-timey look to him.
"Hello, old gray horse," the chestnut from the black cloud said.
"Hey, that's a real good trick!" the gray horse exclaimed. "Where'd you learn it?"
The chestnut disappeared into the cloud again, but emerged
immediately. "Learned
it the day I was born," he replied, with a whinny that sounded
like a chuckle. "You
see, I was born on April Fool's Day and there was a total eclipse
of the sun. So they
named me Eclipse. I was always playing tricks on people too. Used
to kick my grooms
and try to throw my riders and I bit the auctioneer that sold
me."
"My name is..." the old gray horse started to say
politely, but the tricky chestnut ducked
in and out of his cloud and interrupted rudely.
"Native Dancer," he said. "I ought to know you.
I'm your great-great-great-great-great - I
always lose count of the 'greats' - but anyway, you're a descendant
of mine. Almost
everybody is, in fact. The Thoroughbreds, that is."
"Are you the gatekeeper?" Native Dancer asked.
"Mostly," Eclipse replied. "I'm on duty whenever
one of my descendants is coming up. That's
mostly so far as the Thoroughbreds go. Old Matchem has a few left
and he takes over when
one's due. And poor old Herod, he's posted here occasionally,
but there's not many of his line
that aren't here already."
"What is this place" Native Dancer asked. "I guess I'm kind of lost."
"The Green Place," Eclipse replied. "That's
what it's called. The Green Place. Most of the horses
that get lost, come here. We have to send some back of course."
"Why?" the Dancer asked.
"Because they don't belong here, that's why. Long before
I came up there was this fellow Bayard,
for instance. He was a devil-horse. Belonged to an old necromancer
named Malagigi and he did the
devil's work. Helped that villain Aymon of Dordogne to triumph
over Charlemagne, they say. And
a wizard named Michael Scott had a big black beast who used to
stomp his feet and set all the bells
of Paris ringing. He even caused the towers of the palace to fall
down one day. The Big Guy doesn't
want that kind here. But we have Jesse James's horse, and Dick
Turpin's too. The Big Guy says they
did nothing wrong themselves. The were just faithful to their
masters, and The Big Guy thinks that's a
virtue."
"Who's the Big Guy?" Native Dancer asked.
"You'll find out!" Eclipse answered airily. He lowered his muzzle and pushed the gate open.
"You might as well come in. You understand you're on probation
though. The Big Guy makes his
decisions about new arrivals every Christmas. Let's see, it's
November 16, the way you figure things
down there. So you won't have long to wait anyway."
"I'll bet The Big Guy is Man O' War," Native Dancer
said as he moved inside and gazed over the
emerald green expanses that seemed stretch into infinity.
Eclipse snorted. "Don't get smart, boy" he said.
Then he added maliciously, "You'd lose your bet too.
The way a lot of people lost their bets on you at Churchill Downs
one day."
Native Dancer felt hurt, for his ancestor had touched a raw
nerve. His lip tremble a bit as he replied
defensively, "That Derby was the only race I ever lost."
"I never lost even one race," Eclipse said unsympathetically.
"So don't get smart up here. The Big Guy
doesn't want any smart-alecks in the Green Place. Remember that."
Native Dancer was a sensitive sort. He felt as if his eyes
were teary and he hoped Eclipse didn't notice.
"I won 21 out of 22, and Man O' War only won 20 out of 21"
he declared. "And my son Kauai King
won the Kentucky Derby."
"My sons won three Derbys at Epsom" Eclipse said.
"Young Eclipse took the second running and
Saltram won the fourth and Sergeant won the fifth, and I'd have
won the bloomin' race myself, only
they didn't run it in my time. So quit bragging. Somebody's coming
and they might overhear you and
tell The Big Guy, and that would be a mark against you."
A bay horse who seemed even more old-timey than Eclipse ambled up. "Is it my time now?" he asked eagerly.
"Not yet, Herod," Eclipse answered in a kindly fashion. "Old Fig's on duty now. One of his is on the way."
"Who's Old Fig?" Native Dancer asked. "I never heard of that one."
"There's a lot of things you never heard of, boy,"
Eclipse replied. "His real name is Figure, but down there
they called him Justin Morgan, after his owner. Here he is now."
A very small, dark bay horse with a round barrel, shiny feet,
and furry fetlocks came bustling up to the gate.
"OK, OK, I'll take over," he said busily. "Where
is that boy? Can't stand tardiness. I've got things to do. A
load to pull, a field to plough, a race to run, a trot to trot.
No time to waste. Where is that boy?"
In the weeks that followed, The Dancer met hundreds, maybe
thousands, of horses. Some of them were
famous, and some of them are his ancestors and a few of them were
his own sons and daughters.
He met a snorting white stallion named Bucephalus who had been
approved for the Green Place by The Big
Guy even though he was rumored by some that he was cursed by the
deadly sin of pride because he had
carried a conqueror named Alexander. He met another gray horse
who limped because he had stepped on a
rusty nail back home just before he became lost forever. His name
was Traveller, and he was a war-horse too,
in the days when a man named General Lee had owned him. There
were other soldier steeds, two of them
descendants of the bustling little stallion they called Old Fig
up here. One was Phil Sheridan's black Rienzi and
the other horse called both Fancy and Little Sorrel who had been
the mount of Stonewall Jackson.
Native Dancer found Man O' War an amiable sort despite his
proud aristocratic bearing, and he grew especially
fond of a bony old fellow named Exterminator, who patiently answered
all but one of his questions. He asked the
question of everyone: "Who is The Big Guy?" And the
answer was always the same: "Wait til Christmas."
He met Messenger and Hambletonian and Hindoo. He met horses
that had dared the dreadful fences of the Grand
National. He met a horse who stared blindly into the emerald darkness.
His name was Lexington. He met horses
who had pulled circus wagons and horses who had pulled brewers'
trucks and horses who had drawn man's ploughs
over the fields of earth, and he met others who had been the mounts
of kings and captains.
Always the answer to his question was the same: "Wait til Christmas."
Eclipse fussed over him and kept a watchful eye on his behavior
and said he neighed too much and asked too many
questions. Eclipse could not stand the thought of The Big Guy
banishing one of his descendants from the Green Place.
And Native Dancer did not wish to leave. He doubted he could
ever find his way to Maryland again if The Big Guy
disapproved of him. And the Green Place was very pleasant in all
respects. The grass was lush and he met so many
interesting horses. Back home he had sometimes been troubled by
nightmares, for a Dark Star haunted his dreams,
but now he slept peacefully and rarely remembered the Derby he
had lost.
He became nervous though, as the weeks went by and the stars grew brighter.
And finally it was time. On a night when the skies burned with
starlight all the horses gathered as near as possible to a
little hillock of the vast paddock. There were hundreds, thousands,
maybe millions of them, a murmuring and expectant
throng that seemed to stretch over the emerald grass beneath the
diamonds in the heavens.
Eclipse was very tense. He hovered over Native Dancer, whispering,
"Look your best now. Be quiet and humble. The
Big Guy will be here any minute."
Suddenly the vast throng was as silent as the stars themselves.
The Big Guy stood on the hillock in a blinding blaze of starlight,
and Native Dancer could barely contain himself. He
choked back a whinny of derision and whispered to Eclipse, "Is
he The Big Guy? He's so little! And he's not even a
horse! What did he ever do?"
Eclipse whispered, "He's a donkey. He carried a woman
heavy with child to a small town on another night when the
stars were bright. It was a long, long time ago."